Post-Its

As many of you know, I like to collect random quotes that people say and put them on post-it notes on my door. Unfortunately, that doesn´t really work when I don´t have a regular door or strong supply of post-its. Thus, here is a collection of the humerous conversations we´ve had so far for your enjoyment.

“It’s the beginning of the dry season.”

“So we might not see any torrential downpours?”

“Oh no, I’m sure we will.”

“Well, Tim’s from Washington.”

“Do you know where the ____ is?”

“Mexico, I think.”

“Close. China.”

“Isn’t that in BC?”

“Close. Phillipines.”

“Do you even know where that is? No! Eastern China!”

“People often call others nonchalant but never chalant.”

“Ecuador is one of the most biodiverse places on the planet.”

“Yeah, it is the most in just about everything.”

“But the North Pole is such a hot spot for polar bears.”

“¿Tiene fibre?...No, no, fiber! ¿Tiene fibra?”

“Don’t use drugs, and don’t use white-out.”

“I thought Harry Potter was a girl.”

JFGI- Just F-ing Google It

"What can I do to help?"

“Well, you could mop the kitchen.” (It has a dirt floor.)

“Coral, not everything is rite in the rain.”

“Maybe there will be a street sign up ahead.”

“What language calls fat gordesa? That sounds awful. But lipids, I could go for those.”

“28% iron! I’m vegetarian so I should eat a ton of this chocolate.”